If you don’t pick up his socks, some other woman will

No matter what he says, never disagree with him 

Always ask him before you paint the wall/buy the suitcase/make the meal

If you want to be happy, never bring up your job or how much you like it

Never let him see you without makeup

You can cry if you’re really angry, but never raise your voice

All this advice came to me from the same person. You can guess who that was. It’s all predicated on the truth that women are fungible and easily replaced but men are the regents of society by virtue of their organs … not their brains, but their other organs.