I like spiders.
No, I love spiders.
One of the reasons (a small reason, but important, to be sure) that I hate being away from home for more than a few days is that I know that I’ll come home to find a can of Spider Kill displaying pride of place of the hall shelf — the purchase of my mother-in-law, who hates spiders with the same vigor that I respect them. She shares this fear with my eldest daughter, who won’t open the windows of her room, even in hot weather, for fear that a spider might get in through the screen.
They say that phobias are the manifestation of opposites. A humble person actually, perhaps unconsciously, is so conceited that he wants people to start a religion about him. People who fear spiders actually want to be them or eat them … or something.
I don’t believe this for a moment, at least spider-wise.
To love spiders, you have to be grateful to them. As Annie Dilliard wrote in her masterpiece, ‘A Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ “I allow spiders to run the house. I figure that any predator that hopes to make a living on whatever smaller creatures might blunder into a four-inch-square surface bit of space in the corner of the bathroom where the tub meets the floor needs every bit of my support. They catch flies and even field crickets in those webs.” While she allows that fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, and insects seem to have to do one horrible thing right after another, she exempts spiders.
And while I will get in my bed and scream for help if a big moth blunders harmlessly into my room, I will fend off anyone who tries to hurt one of my spiders.
It isn’t just because of the gallantry of Charlotte A. Cavatica in E.B. White’s splendid tale for children and other intelligent creatures. At my wedding, one of my sons read, “It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.” It’s because when I look at those webs, which are almost proof of intelligent design (or at least the intelligent design of spiders) the bloodless corpses of things that are so much worse and more disgusting are displayed there like trophies on the walls of some 1040s big-game hunter.
Water bugs. Done for.
Moths. No more than husks.
Silverfish. A whole shore lunch of them.
Mosquitoes. Oh, be still my heart! Any enemy of a mosquito is an amiga of mine.
In ancient mythology, spiders (perhaps because making webs is painstaking work) were symbols of patience and even wisdom. They don’t bumble about but make their trap strong as steel (did you know that a spider’s web is, in fact, stronger than steel, although you might not want to drive your car over a span made of that silk) and then they wait. I imagine them thinking about delights to come. They look almost sleepy, until the fly gets moored on the sticky stuff, and then, they move like the eight-legged little cheetahs they are.
When I’m away, and my daughter’s mad at me, she calls me and says, “I just killed your spiders.” As messages go, this is better than, “I just finished smoking crack,” but it still wounds me. She knows the effect it has. But karma has its uses. May all those slain arachnids visit her in her dreams, reminding her that it’s not nice to fool with the order of things.
Loved your essay on spiders. We have a European cross spider in our garden that we’ve named Harriet,
after a deceased goldfish. Until recently, you could almost set your watch by the precise-moment-of-dusk when she emerges from the leaves to take her place, center-web. (Possibly the switch to standard time has confused her.) My husband’s car, which sits outside, regularly has small webs in the external rear view mirrors, as well as the rear fenders ( go figure). Inasmuch as brushing away their webs only lasts for about a day, we’ve given up on this and instead regard them as our ‘guard spiders’. In fact, that seems to be a spider tenet- once you’ve found a good spot, never abandon it, no matter how many times others may destroy your creation.
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Unlike Ms. Dillard, I don’t leave a towel draped over the bathtub for those that get trapped within, but capture them with a clear drinking glass and a postcard and carry them out to the garden, where their chances of acquiring grub are much impoved.
I have read that many of them ‘eat’ their silk before spinning a new web – now there’s an example of
‘green’ – reduce/reuse/recycle – that we could all learn from.
Hi,
You wrote this comment TWO YEARS AGO, when I couldn’t get access to this function on my website. I never replied, and I’m not that kind of writer. I appreciate how you took the time, and how articulate and erudite were your comments on spiders. Anyhow, I hope you’re still out there.
in friendship,
Jacquelyn Mitchard
Just saw you on The Morning Blend! I feel like we are sisters from another mother. You are funny and I love your family..All 9 of them. Been wanting to write a blog just like a million other people but now I’m inspired. Also always wanted to write a book about my life and family. How do you do it? Best regards deb
How nice that you wrote this! I miss The Morning Blend and my Wisconsin home. Look for me on book tour when I come to Milwaukee in April1